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Star Wars Stormtroopers - A New Hope (hot chicks!)

News Friday, February 5 by Captain

A lot of our readers will be aware of the fighting 501st, the organisation of Earth-bound Stormtroopers who come from all parts of the globe. If ever you see a stormtrooper at a convention, film opening or charity event, chances are they're from the 501st.

The local Australian contingent is headed up by Terror Australis, but most states have their own garrisons, if you want to check it out. The suits are generally better quality and higher detail than seen in the original Star Wars film, and are really quite impressive in the flesh.

Kids love it.

This all may be true, but then some of our readers may let the dark side creep in. Thoughts about the kind of person who gets dressed up as a stormtrooper. Do they have a life? Is there something wrong with them? Are the totally obsessed with Star Wars?

And most cruel of all - do they have a girlfriend?

Or, more correctly, have they ever encountered the sweet touch of a female 'down there'? You can make all the virgin jokes you like, but the truth is, the truth about Stormtroopers is far more complex than it may appear.

Thus when we found the website, hotchickswithstormtroopers.com we had to make sure that all our readers found out about it too.

A touche for the usual geek cliche!




He DID find the droid he was looking for. Awwwwh.


Look upon its glory, and rejoice. Truly the love of Sci Fi knows no human boundaries.

Star Wars IV, V, VI

What are you fuddy duddies going on about? - these movies are baaad. Say the young people who think that I, II and III are superior because of the better CGI. But the path of the Jedi is a difficult one. Your weapons - you will not need them.

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